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Great Free
IF YOU MAKE A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM, I COULD WALK INTO A ROOM AND CUT A BIG STINKY FART AND GET A STANDING OVATION IF YOU START AT THE BOTTOM THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO BUT UP.
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Goddess
Never take silence for ignorance AND never take kindness for weakness
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Terry Knorr
Never trust a Taco Bell fart.
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Rex Gillespie
Right tighty
Lefty loosey !
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Forgiveness is not about them, it's about you !
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2Rex Gillespie
3 rights make a left !
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Howie Brown
No matter how nice the hand soap smells.... You should never walk out of a public restroom sniffing your fingers.
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Dr. Seuzz
...and the caveat. "Don't eat the big white mint" ;-)
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2Terry Knorr
To potty pee train a male toddler, throw a few Cheerios in the toilet bowl and have him aim for them.
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Clay
Never question your wife regardless of whether she is right or wrong !
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Chriscrush6
Wait 3 seconds after the light turns green
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