Another funny arrest from the Polk County Sheriff's Department (The humor is in t he hashtags :-) ) Elliott made an illegal U-Turn Sunday afternoon, and with that, his day took a turn for the worse.... View MoreAnother funny arrest from the Polk County Sheriff's Department (The humor is in t he hashtags :-) ) Elliott made an illegal U-Turn Sunday afternoon, and with that, his day took a turn for the worse.The infraction occurred at the intersection of US 27 and Posner Boulevard in the Davenport area. People in that area know that a lot of illegal U-Turns occur at this intersection, but the problem with enforcing it is that most people won’t make that turn when a deputy is sitting right there. With the exception of Elliot. The deputy was stopped at the intersection when Elliot made the wrong turn, so the deputy conducted a traffic stop on Elliot’s black Chevy Tahoe.When the deputy approached the driver’s window, it became obvious as to why Elliot did what he did—his decision making ability was compromised.The deputy reported that Elliot’s eyes were bloodshot and watery and the smell of booze emitted from the vehicle.Elliot attempted and failed the Standardized Field Sobriety Test. You could say that Elliot wasn’t Stabler than he should have been, so a little Law & Order was called for. He was arrested for operating a motor vehicle while impaired. He was placed into the back of the deputy’s patrol car.On the way to Camp Gradytown, Elliot began kicking the door window, but after two kicks he stopped, saying that the window was hard.Inside the jail, Elliot provided two breath samples of .142 and .139 (.08 is the no-no mark).Elliot was provided with some orange comfy clothes to change into. While doing so, a baggie fell from his sock. Unfortunately for Elliot, it was not a baggie of foot-powder. Instead, it was a baggie of illegal nose powder. Cocaine, y’all.Elliot’s day ended with charges for Possession of Cocaine and Paraphernalia, Introducing Contraband into the Jail, and DUI (which gets him a spot on our monthly DUI arrests poster). Oh, and the citations for the illegal U-Turn and DWLSR (Driving While License Suspended/Revoked).#PCSO#ElliotUTurnedASimpleTrafficInfractionIntoAFelonyAndSeveralMisdemeanors#ElliotDidNotTryToUseTheOldTheseArentMySocksDefense#YouShouldStickWithDesenexInTheSocksElliot#ValentinesDayInJail #WhyDidElliotCarryCocaineInHisSock #HesARealHighStepper#WhyDidElliotCarryCocaineInHisSock #HeGetsAKickOutOfIt#WhyDidElliotCarryCocaineInHisSock #BecauseIfItWasInHisBoxersItWouldBeCrack#ThisLittlePiggyWentWeeWeeWeeBecauseHeWasJackedUpOnCoke
Another funny from the Polk County Sheriff's office here in FL. Check out the hashtags too. LOL Ken was a wanted man, and one of our deputies ventured out to find him.The arrest warrant was for co... View MoreAnother funny from the Polk County Sheriff's office here in FL. Check out the hashtags too. LOL Ken was a wanted man, and one of our deputies ventured out to find him.The arrest warrant was for cocaine possession and resisting arrest, so the deputy had a pretty good idea that Ken might resist this arrest as well. Ken did not disappoint.When the deputy arrived at Ken’s house in Mulberry, he knocked on the door several times. Ken did not answer. A bedroom light turned on, so the deputy knocked on the window. “Who is it?” Ken asked.The deputy responded by identifying himself and why he was there. Ken apparently did not like the answer and stopped communicating with the deputy.The deputy attempted to communicate with Ken using the patrol vehicle’s PA system, but Ken still would not respond. Finally, the deputy mentioned something about his K-9 being there, and Ken decided to come out. Ken must like doggies.Ken must not care too much for the deputy though because Ken kept calling the deputy all kinds of names…really nasty names. But that’s okay, our deputy is a big boy and his feelings weren’t hurt. The deputy's grandma may not be too happy about it, and Ken may have to answer to her about that.Ken was arrested on his warrant and received yet another resisting charge. As Mr. Clapton might say: “Ken, If your day is gone, and you want to ride on [to jail in a patrol car], cocaine.”#PCSO#KenThePottymouth#KenMustHaveBeenSufferingFromACaseOfTheOhms #Resisting#HowDoYouGetKensAttention #ByKnocKenOnHisDoor#OpportunityWasKnockingOnKensDoor #TheOpportunityToGoToJail#KenChoseToComeOutRatherThanTheK9ComingIn #MaybeKenDidntHaveAChanceToStraightenUpTheHouseAndJustDidntWantGuests
The Polk County Sheriff's Department is here in FL and they have some really funny posts...and here's one. The beauty is in the hashtags at the bottom. Enjoy the laugh!A woman called the Sheriff’s O... View MoreThe Polk County Sheriff's Department is here in FL and they have some really funny posts...and here's one. The beauty is in the hashtags at the bottom. Enjoy the laugh!A woman called the Sheriff’s Office Sunday afternoon to report a suspicious incident…a man was lying down behind her residence in Eloise with his hands in his pants—the front part of his pants. If his hands were cold, he should have just put on some mittens. Mittens seem to be all the rage these days.A deputy went to the scene and sure enough, there was the man, still lying down with his hands not in plain sight. As the deputy approached him, the man quickly removed his hands. From his pants. Not from his arms. Just thought we should make that part clear. The deputy asked the man for some identification. He said he had none.The deputy asked the man his name. The man gave the deputy someone else’s name. Eventually, the deputy discovered the man’s name was actually Felix. This next part you could probably recite from memory because unfortunately, it shows up in our stories way too often…The deputy then found that Felix was also in possession of methamphetamine. Felix was taken to the Polk Pokey and charged with being in possession of said meth and drug paraphernalia and for giving a false name to the popo.#PCSO#NotJustSuspiciousButSuspiciouslyGross#WeCanOnlyImagineWhatHeWasDoingButWeWouldRatherNot#MaybeFelixTriedToPutHisHandsInHisPocketsAndHeMissed#MaybeFelixDidntHaveABeltAndHeWasHoldingHisPantsUpFromTheInside#MaybeFelixWasReachingForHisSocksAndWentUnderHisPantsInsteadOfOver
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